Got caught up in bookstore closing madness but now I am free, unemployed and BORED AS HELL
More than anything I am seeking independence/freedom....and CABLE! With the GOOD channels...
Is a living wage too much to ask for in this economy? Probably...but I will try until I bleed trolls!
Back to the liquidation; I escaped fairly unharmed. My proudest moment was probably when a customer wanted to call the cops on me because he claimed I verbally abused him...really? Because I told you calling a manager was a waste of time and they would not take off anything extra off that Sarah Palin book because she was a retard? Okay-maybe I didn't use those words...but yes, I was rude...to the deserved and there was NO shortage.
Here is my survival acceptance speech-
Thank you to the lady who wanted me to ring up each one of her 50 books and tell me the exact percent off and subtotal and thanks to Griff for taking over that transaction. I cannot afford bail.
Thanks to the lady who thought it would be a "fun idea" to bitch and yell at a manager who is one of the sweetest guys on the planet and at all of us soon to be unemployed workers who were just trying to help you. That said manager hates your face and so do I!
Thanks to the parents who let their children rip things apart, chew on and basically make items unsellable and gross to clean up-thank you especially to the parent whom left clumps of Cheetos for me to clean up! I appreciate YOU!
Thanks to Newy Scruggs-local sports commentator who gave me a fun moment in an otherwise "Groundhog Day" of crap.
Thanks to everyone who said I, or one of my co-workers, were "the reason we were going out of business" you are brilliant!
To all you jerks, losers. hoarders and basic weirdos (not the good kind) thanks for making the last days of one of the best jobs I ever experienced a total and complete nightmare!
and no...Tex-Mex for Dummies is not a language learning book-genius!But to my managers, co-workers and regular customers-I will miss you deeply!
Carry on and be fruitful....
