Only in Texas:
are you are sitting behind a gigantic truck with a huge anti-abortion sticker next to a McCain/Palin sticker and not blink. Just an everyday sight!
do you turn your heater off and on three times a day because the weather can't make up its mind
would you find the ugliest eyesore of a football stadium whose team kind of blows- but you love anyway and own several pieces of clothing in support of them! so does your dog!
do you hear a gunshot and go back to reading your book...
does a guy spit his chew out beside you on the street and you're fine with it
do you walk into a bar and every girl has bleached blonde hair and puffy lips screaming with her look a like friends about how cute George Bush is...
when someone tells you to join a church to meet men and when you tell them you're an atheist they just say "Well, you can pretend." Because women are not supposed to be alone here.
people don't think reading books is important...
that Rick Perry seems like a cool guy!
You walk into a house where a man displays a giant boar he hunted and puts a pink feather boa around its head
you start to think you should own a gun too
do drivers have no idea what a yield sign is...
